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How Do I Learn The Art Of Ignorance & Start Enjoying Life?

By on Aug 4, 2014 in Wisdom | 1 comment

There are things that piss me off, piss me off REAL BAD! What makes me FURIOUS is the “fact” that most people seem to ‘enjoy’ the exact same things that piss me off! Example? Just a few days ago, a kid and his father got on the stage to dance with Yo Yo Honey Singh – on the sets of Comedy Nights With Kapil. Yo Yo Honey Singh then asked the kid which song of his he liked – and the kid replied “Char Botal Vodka” (4 bottles of Vodka). Then the kid and his father danced to the song while the audience cheered. Kid and his father dancing to the most idiotic song ever? I’m pasting the lyrics of the song for your information. I’ve been advised “Don’t Think Much” and enjoy what’s going on. How can I? Tell me how can someone enjoy kids dancing to this -? Chaar bottle Vodka (4 bottles of Vodka)Kaam mera roz ka (I...

The Fabolous Life Of………..Other People On Facebook!

By on Aug 3, 2014 in Wisdom | 0 comments

I’m totally convinced that Facebook App on smart phones is one of the worst things that has happened to the humans and mankind in this century so far. The app single handedly is responsible for making the entire world look fabulous compared to ours; because everyone out there is having fun, enjoying life and living life to the fullest! In contrast, your own life looks like the most unhappening routine. I wonder why do some people are so addicted to checking completely useless and idiotic updates from people? Forwarded jokes are okay; but most of the other people’s awesome life updates make you feel dull and uncool – and it’s completely natural. Constantly checking your Facebook and WhatsApp feed and seeing other people have 1000% fun round the clock makes you sad – admit it. The fact however is that their life isn’t a dot better than yours....

Surviving In The Bindass World

By on Aug 1, 2014 in Wisdom | 0 comments

Incident #1 : We ordered t-shirts in bulk from someone who we had known through mutual friends. While we hope to suck 0.00% when it comes to people who buy from us; and which means delivering stuff well on time. After getting convinced 10 times from him that he’ll deliver on day X; we made public announcement about the launch. Now just X-2 days ago; this someone is totally not prepared for the delivery at all. Nor he’s checked the designs. Plus, he doesn’t bother to inform us and calmly tells us that the delivery will be late by about 5 days. BINDAAS! Incident #2 : Mr. ABC asks us whether we can get people for his webinar. Since the topic of the webinar is interesting, we agree to help him out. He sends us the details of what topics he’ll cover through webinar and we start attracting people. Since then, this guy is totally silent. Absolutely no effort from him...

Dear MBAs, Please Keep Your Money-Making Ideas To Yourself!

By on Jul 14, 2014 in Wisdom | 0 comments

I’ve observed a pattern – if you start talking anything slightly related to business to an MBA; they’ll immediately transform their soul and bodies into high-profile consultants who can tell you how to make millions out of nothing! They’ll jump with joy in their own minds and excited as hell about how ‘smart’ that they are to come up with money making ideas – for ‘your’ business. It’s such a predictable pattern that I can start accepting money from people to show this to you in real life. But here’s the fine line: these guys will *NEVER* use their own ideas. They’ll tell you the idea and also work up all the finances themselves and even write a business plan on the back of tissue paper. But *NEVER* set their foot in business! My advice: Keep your money making ideas and free business consultancy to...

My Only Expectation From Indian Railway Budget 2014

By on Jul 8, 2014 in Wisdom | 2 comments

Indian Railway Minister, Mr. Sadananda Gowda will present his plans for the coming year for the Indian Railways. Indian Railway, if I’m informed properly, is world’s #3 network. It also is one of the biggest carriers of goods and people in India – and the budget matters a lot to the overall economy of India. While there are talks of a lot of ‘new things’ being introduced for the railways, my only expectation from the railways is this - Make The Railway Stations & Wagons Clean & Maintain Them! I don’t mind if people are asked to pay Rs. 5 more just to make it happen. I had vowed not to travel by train or by bus; and take flights whenever possible, ONLY because of the pathetic condition of Indian Railway. I simply cannot spend more than 5 minutes on any damn Railway Station in India and I’m not exaggerating this! I’m prepared to...

Startup & People!

By on Jul 3, 2014 in Wisdom | 0 comments

I wonder what makes some of the people, who are strangers, the ones I’ve only known through computer & Internet, put in tremendous hard work for the success of our startup venture; without asking for anything in return – money, publicity, favour – not a thing! They aren’t rich. But they care for the growth of our startup. Feels Awesome! …and then there are the ones who live in a practical, money-minding world. Both the types are nice and great.

Acoustic Guitar Wisdom

By on Jun 28, 2014 in Wisdom | 1 comment

Acoustic Guitar Is Meant To Play This And *NOT THIS Issued in all of interest of Indian acoustic guitarists.

Can I MODIfy Myself?

By on Jun 21, 2014 in Entrepreneurship, Wisdom | 2 comments

My 60+ year old Prime Minister is putting in 18 hours/day  and here I am, half his age; writing this blog post after totally wasting entire Saturday in the name of ‘keeping it off for myself’. What makes me sad is that Mr. Modi has been working tirelessly without taking even a SINGLE holiday over a decade (that breaks my record of going to office, without a leave, for ~14 months). We both absolutely love our work; but he’s beating me to pulp when it comes to time management and making use of the time. I hate it! I want to eat simple food, do exercise and Yoga in the morning and work like I’m on a mission. I don’t want vacations. I want to go to sleep tired and fulfilled. Sleep for a few hours and then get back on my feet to beat the time. I guess that’d be awesome and totally *COOL*. But here I am, lazying around after having stuffed myself with an...

Indian Railway Fare Hike Is Justified

By on Jun 21, 2014 in Wisdom | 2 comments

The Modi Sarkar has announced about 14.2% hike in the passenger fare. The Congress Party and all the past rulers have found a fresh stock of ammunition against the Modi Sarkar and are leaving no stone unturned to tell people how “Acche Din” aren’t coming. I decided to find out the reason why Modi Sarkar decided to hike the fare. The information I found was shocking. Let’s first understand that Indian Railway has been loss making! You can’t run a loss-making system for a long time unless you keep on injecting capital in it. Former Railway Board Chief J.P. Batra has said that the Railways make an annual loss of Rs. 29,000 crore only on the passenger trains. The latest Railway fare hike will only give the Railways an additional of Rs. 11,000 crore. Which means the Railways will continue to make losses. The blame for the mess goes to the UPA government which...

I don’t play my Guitar anymore

By on Jun 17, 2014 in Featured Articles | 0 comments

There was a time when not a single day passed without me playing my Guitar at least for 15 minutes. I realised that I don’t play my Guitar that often. I wonder what’s really changed. What I know for sure is because there aren’t any great songs one would want to play on Guitar. Yo Yo Honey isn’t meant for acoustic guitars, you see. The music is dead already. Every song out there seems to be 80% beats and 20% noise added by idiotic singers. I don’t play my guitar anymore. …and I hate myself for that.