The TV, these days, is full of Reality Shows. I need not explain what a reality show is to my literate readers. Since everyone is coming up with his/her own reality show, I think Iâ€™ve a brilliant idea about a reality TV show. I will talk about it here so that the TV show producers can copy my ideas and earn big money out of it. I donâ€™t mind.
The show will have a single contestant â€“ that is me. I will tell people that Iâ€™m a poor guy with nothing to eat and Iâ€™m having flu. This will help me get the sympathy from people.
Then I will tell people that the only dream I see is of becoming a billionaire and people can make me realize my dream by just sending me 5 bucks from their hard earned money. Since people donâ€™t mind sending SMS to people who are on TV & cry/beg for sms-votes, they will very much send 5 bucks to me.
Letâ€™s say 1 million send 5 bucks each to me. I will have 5 million bucks in a single episode! Then I will announce that Iâ€™m still far away from my dream and ask people to send more money to me. I will cry in front of them & tell them Iâ€™m in the last stage of flu and I may develop cancer of appendix. Lot of people will not be able to see me in pain â€“ so they will send more money to me.
By second episode, Iâ€™ll have collected about 50 million bucks. Iâ€™ll then continue the show for 15 episodes in which Iâ€™ll urge people to show patriotism by helping a citizen of their country become a billionaire. I will easily make 1000 million.
Then, in the last episode, I will thank people and I will tell them that I am going to help poor people â€“ all while having tears in my eyes. Then I will vanish for 1-2 months and get a role in Bollywood. Then I will join politics. Life wonâ€™t suck then.
So, how many of you will send the money to me? Itâ€™s just 5 bucks, come on!
-The Big K-