Monthly Archives: October 2007

How to reject the dream job!

…while you are unemployed .
{Learn your lessons from his story}
Like most of you, he did not know what he wanted to do in life. He, therefore, took up a job with a software company.
He was sincere. He worked hard. He would go to the office sharp at 9 am and work hard (and of [...]

2 minutes @ the death square

Scene: One of the busiest square in the city.
Who: Big K, Big K’s Yamaha, College Dude wearing his rat bitten jeans, Dude’s Pulsar 180cc, Two old men from a nearby village, Old men’s bicycles, properly working traffic signals, other unimportant people.
Scene starts:-
Big K wrooming his Yamaha. Notices that the signal is green. Wants to speed [...]

Three Things

First:
Today morning, I signed a check. It took me about 8-9 test signatures before getting my original one. I realized that I’ve not used pen in past several months. That means, during past several months, I did not write even a word! Darn!
I immediately took a notepad & a gel-pen and starting writing whatever popped [...]

Stomach Abuse

I was on a One-Day-Tour to Bombay aka Mumbai.
I’m pleasantly surprised by my stomach’s ability to digest stuff. I almost abused my stomach in the following way -
9:30 AM (In-Flight Breakfast) : Idli-Sambar + Fruits + Tea
11:30 AM : Pav Bhaji + Pineapple Juice
2:00 PM: Tea
4:00 PM: Tea
6:30 PM: Veg. Cutlet + Tomato Ketchup & [...]

Common Sense - Power Point Presentations

Welcome to The Big K’s Common Sense Series. Through the Common Sense posts, I’m going to teach you how not to be an idiot & use your brain to think ’simple’. I have also introduced a new category named ‘Common Sense’. Moreover, I will start Common Sense using funny/non-funny pictures in my posts so that [...]

India Shining - Explained

First of all, I’m very glad to write a sequel to my post on ‘India Shining’. I’d like to thank all of the readers who commented on the post & also to those who wrote flamed emails to me saying I should stop complaining about India & Indians. I’d like to clarify the things & [...]

Maharashtrians & Business

This post is dedicated to all marathi speaking junta.
Once, God decides to help a marathi speaking man (MM) jumpstart a business.
God: MM, ask for whatever you want from me!
MM: Oh God, is that really you?
God: Yes, its me. Tell me what do you want?
MM: God, I always wanted that plot (piece of land) on the [...]