I sometimes wonder why India lacks creative people. I was driving behind a Red Bus (no, not the ‘STAR’ bus) and wondering if the people who designed the Red Bus were drunk.
First of all, the Red Bus looks ugly. I hope you will agree with me on this. Second, its painted “Red-Yellow” from the outside and dark “Green” from the inside! Disgusting! Third, cushion-less green/blue seats? What the heck! Fourth – who thought that painting the windows with ‘green’ oil paint would look great? Fifth – the paint is of low quality and allows lovers to leave impressions of their ever-lasting love on the back side of seats and on the green windows. You must have noticed those signatures from “Pramod” or “Prakash loves Seema” messages. Damnit!
Sixth – no provision for physically handicapped or old people. To get into the bus, you have to lift you feet at least 3 feet above the ground! Hell!
Seventh: The emergency exit door/window is at the back and I doubt if anyone can cross it in case of emergency.
Oh, someone stop me!
–The Big K–