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What the hell, mate?

By on Jun 26, 2008 | 3 comments

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Few minutes ago, a guy overtook me on his speeding motorcycle. His joy wasn’t long-lasting. In next few  helmetseconds – he (almost) got the lesson of his life: Don’t overtake The Big K on road and feel good about it. The motorcycle dude almost (well, almost) banged his head on the slow moving truck. Since Big K drivers carefully on roads, he expects everyone to driver carefully – and there’s nothing wrong in that.

So, today’s post is about wearing helmets (btw, did you notice how intelligent I am? I wrote ‘hell, mate’ in the title. If you didn’t, you’re dim-witted. Anyway! ). Big K strongly advises you to wear helmets while riding motorcycle on roads. It’s a must for all those who have a brain to protect. Others – go away from this blog. Let me give you few advantages & disadvantages of wearing helmet :-

Advantages:

• You won’t die easily (what a choice of words!) in accidents. :mrgreen:
• Your head won’t hurt badly even if it gets banged on the nearby lamp post.
• You will save on huge medical bills, brain surgery, brain damage and all brain – operations.
• You can ride your motorcycle in a pouring rain and still won’t catch cold. (This is probably a grammatically incorrect sentence. But who cares?)
• You can loudly curse other fellow motorcycles who break traffic rules or jump traffic signals. They won’t hear you.
• Police/people won’t notice/recognize your face in case you rob a bank and flee away on your motorcycle.
• You can ogle at anyone (hmm) you want while you’re waiting for the traffic signal to change.
• You can drive your motorcycle fast without ‘crying’ (i.e. getting your eyes wet)
• You can sing songs while riding your motorcycle without hurting other people’s ears.
• You can advise others on wearing helmets, just like I do.

Disadvantages:

• You can’t sneeze while you’re wearing a helmet.
• You can’t spit the bubble gum on road – an advantage of the rest of us.
• Hmmm

So, smart people like you will notice that there are more advantages than disadvantages of wearing a helmet. I order everyone to wear helmet from now on – whenever you ride your motorcycle.

If you are dim-witted and aren’t following my advice, go to hell-mate!

The Big K



3 Comments

  1. Mayur

    July 8, 2008

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    Some more disadvantages:

    1. You can’t scratch your nose, and ear…. and it itches badly as soon as you wear a helmet.
    2. You cant listen to radio (some people still manage it)
    3. You cant talk to your girl/boy friend (wife in my case) sitting behind you. (Big K won’t understand because he doesn’t have one.;-) anyway!)
    4. You face great difficulty in wearing spectacles or goggles if you have one. You still try and end up spending on repairs or buying a new one.

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