Monday, July 21, 2008

An unknown study has proved beyond doubt that almost 1/3rd, that is 33.34% of the world population consists of saliva sprinklers aka the ‘talky’ people who sprinkle saliva over people around them whenever they talk. Yours truly was unfortunate to have lunch with one of the active members of saliva sprinklers community. He sat next to me and I realized, I had made a mistake. I could have easily taken the seat opposite to him on the square table. But [...]