January 2009

Google Goes Insane

by The Big K on January 31, 2009

Picture is worth thousands words, so here are my 2000 words for you – and …and Google doesn’t recognize itself as a site that may harm our computers! Wow! This is why I keep on saying Microsoft should buy Yahoo to prevent Google monopoly. What do you say? -The Big K-

You are ‘The Malmsteen’ – Congratulations!

by The Big K on January 28, 2009

There are only a few questions that I don’t know answers to. As soon as I get answers to them, I’ll start one MBA entrance training institute I remember the time I felt really bad that I couldn’t type like I’d like to see myself type. With all my 10 fingers doing their job independantly. I worked damn hard for 10 days and got into the world of smooth typing at about 40 words per minute. I’ve improved and comfortably [...]

Chote Miya – Colors TV – Makes Me Sad

by The Big K on January 28, 2009

Although my TV exposure is so low that it can be hazardous to my health, I dare to turn on the TV few times a week. That is mostly when I’ve nothing better to do. But whenever I do, I find something that disturbs me. I happened to stumble upon a kids stand up comedy show titled ‘Chote Miya’. Now, what would one expect in a kids stand up comedy? Something that suits their age! Jokes that would make kids [...]

The toilet in my home is a part of reality

by The Big K on January 27, 2009

Source Wikipedia

slumdog millionaire, slumdog-review

You and your side-business

by The Big K on January 21, 2009

Boy! Scott Adams is a genius! -The Big K-

Go Bananas!

by The Big K on January 21, 2009

The team at Go Bananas has been spamming my mailbox for no reason. I don’t know from where they picked up my email address and sending me a mailer almost every-day saying I should discuss the issues India is facing with others and form a blueprint. Following is the email I received – Recession! Job Cuts! Terror Attacks! We all wanted to see the back of 2008. Then 2009 dawned… Terror blasts in Assam, Truckers strike, Recession Continues, India without [...]

The Arrogant Man

by The Big K on January 21, 2009

arrogant

I’ve been told – I am arrogant. I don’t understand why people think I am arrogant. Is it the confidence in my voice or activities that makes person I’m dealing with feel that I am arrogant? I agree, there have been times when my basic questions made the person I’m talking to feel absolute idiot. For example -  Someone: This excel sheet has a column titled “Probability”. It has five different values from 1 to 5. Me [instantly, without much [...]

Most Pathetic(est) Video On YouTube!

by The Big K on January 21, 2009

Sorry for incorrect title. I think I have found one of the best videos on YouTube! I’m going to hire the choreographer to teach me a step or two from the following dance (?) ( ) Get off your bum and dance with us! -

Smart Worker Vs. Hard Worker

by The Big K on January 18, 2009

Dilbert Hard Work Vs. Smart Work

If you are employed or ever been employed and attended a team meeting; I bet you have heard following words from your boss – “Work Smarter, Not Harder!” Probably, some of you have told the same to your juniors in team meetings. The simplest way to interpret this message (correct me if I’m wrong) is “To get your work done in very efficient manner, much before deadlines, meeting all expectations, and avoiding unnecessary work”. However, there is something wrong with [...]

What are my chances of getting married?

by The Big K on January 9, 2009

I’ve already realized that the biggest mistake of my life is that I do not have a girlfriend. On 26 November 2008, I turned 27. I’m a budding entrepreneur who earns enough to pay the bills and going to make it big. Good Things About Me: 1. Good human being. 2. Good sense of humor (don’t you know by now?) 3. Can play guitar and sing. 4. Look better than 50 % of the people in any group at any [...]