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No Thank You, Shah Rukh

By on Jan 5, 2009 | 11 comments

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No thank you, Shah Rukh. You wasted five hours of my life. Why you may ask for Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi runs only for 167 minutes? Well, for the rest, almost 133 minutes I kept on cursing myself for not following my friends’ advice – to stay away from the movie.

I am not a movie buff. But since Aamir Khan Vs. Shah Rukh Khan (read Ghajini Vs. RNBDJ) becomes a talk of this nation, I can’t stay back. Having seen and enjoying (and recommending) Ghajini, I thought its my national responsibility to watch Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi. Of course, a big role was played by the “Haule Haule” song. I like theย  song and the way you dance for the first 1.5 minutes in that song.

As I began watching the movie, I couldn’t figure out what was happening on the screen. I’m thinking if my IQ is too low to figure it out. It took me first half of the movie to digest the fact that ‘Tanni’ couldn’t figure out that it was you (“Suri”) who’s got spikes and no mustache. Then, I want to know more about these “A girl wants…” dialog in RNBDJ.

Yes, I do like the social message in most of your movies. In fact, I really appreciate that you taught the real meaning of love to your students in Mohabbatein. If I had a teacher like you, I’d have been married by now. But why’d you teach your students to break all the rules and give love the first priority? Oops, I forgot. Its the most important thing in the world.

Guess what, I’m sold to Aamir Khan. His movies entertain. I don’t get bored while watching Aamir Khan’s movies. Rang De Basanti was very good. Ghajini is way better than Rab Ne and Taare Zameen Par any time beats Om Shanti Om.

I know, your fans won’t like this post of mine. For they will love you no matter you doย  in [/with ] your films[I predict that this post will have at least one comment saying “SRK Rules”].

I wish you all the best and look forward to seeing good movies from you.

The Big K


  1. Amit

    January 5, 2009

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    There… now happy?

    Now I suggest get over it. They are both good actors, and both have acted in good movies occasionally. But we cannot say one only works in good movies, and the other only works in bad ones. For a RNBDJ, there is a Swades. And for a TZP, there is a Raja Hindustani.

    Movies are worth more than their “star”.

  2. mahul

    January 5, 2009

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    Well said.
    And as far as entertainment goes, I can’t understand how a person can admire a movie in which the wife doesn’t recognize her husband coz he has shaved a mustache. Like you said, either there’s a problem with his IQ, or there’s a problem with mine.

  3. Mayur

    January 5, 2009

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    Go watch ‘Slumdog Millionaire.’ Its an awesome movie. I haven’t watched such a movie over a decade now (except Lord of the Rings)

  4. vipul

    January 6, 2009

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    hey I dont know for what the fight is going on between khan’s…
    Who is no. 1 ??
    well I have watched Ghajini and believe me the movie holds you for more than 3 hours!! the songs are good not good as haule haule !!But the scenes and the locations are good!! and amazed to see 6 new looks and ofcourse 8 packs of amir!! Asin :- she was damn good! her acting was terrific!! anyways I will vote for Ghajini..
    Both Khans Rock !!!

  5. rh3a

    January 9, 2009

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    I agree! Aamir rules.. ๐Ÿ˜€
    SRK excels as far k k k.. kiran goes! ๐Ÿ˜›

  6. anonymous :)

    January 14, 2009

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    I wish SRK wl think of some differenr material this time…
    something innovative…
    Aamir is alwayz rocking !!! [:)]

  7. Rajguru

    January 18, 2009

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    Happy new year to all….I am Rajguru and I am great movie buff. I watch all kinds of movies and of all genres. Coming to the point , Shahrukh khan is more a star than an actor. He is undoubtedly the most overrated actor in our country. Three movies of his Chak De! India, Swades @ KHKN get 5 stars…all the others including the DDLJ mania are mediocre flicks. i dont know how movies like DTPH and KKHH run if u know what I mean.Aamir on the other hand, is a very sincere and hard working actor (not that SRK isn’t), when it comes to versatility he is the best amongst actors of this time. He is anytime more talented than SRK. You cant expect a movie like DDLJ to be nominated for Oscars, its Aamir’s Lagaan and Taare Zameen Par which atleast stood a chance. He is the one who can match up to international standards set by Al pacino, Robert di nero, Anthony Hopkins, Denzel Washington , tom Hanks and the likes. After Mr Amitabh Bachchan’s charizma, its only Aamir Khan is the man apart.
    just look at the movies he has been a part of starting from the most hilarious andaz apna apna to Jo jeeta wohi sikander, from Sarfarosh to Ghajini,From Lagaan to taare Zameen par, from Dil chahta hai to unconventional movies like Earth, Aamir rules now and its time actors including SRK take aleaf from his book.

  8. Drac

    January 20, 2009

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    If u don’t like Rab Ne, it means that u need a psychiatrist.
    really, I mean it.

    If u liked Ghajini, then watch its original version Memento, u will regret.

    However insulting SRK & his movies is a good technique to get comments on this dull blog.


  9. CARD

    January 21, 2009

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    Drac – you retard!! I love big K’s superblog. Your blog sucks! Aamir Khan is the best and SRK sucks!

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