I’ve already realized that the biggest mistake of my life is that I do not have a girlfriend. On 26 November 2008, I turned 27. I’m a budding entrepreneur who earns enough to pay the bills and going to make it big.
Good Things About Me:
1. Good human being.
2. Good sense of humor (don’t you know by now?)
3. Can play guitar and sing.
4. Look better than 50 % of the people in any group at any time.
5. I do not smoke/consume alcohol (except the minute quantities present in cough syrup).
Bad Things About Me:
None in particular.
Question: What are my chances of finding a nice (&beautiful) girl who will want to marry me?
–The Big K–