It seems that the readers are not happy about my latest posts. So I have decided to write something I think they will like. So, I am trying to be like INDIA TV. So I have decided to write something I did in today’s meeting.
I had an opportunity to attend a round-table conference today. The fella next to me was at least 1.5 times my age. We were served snacks [Chips, Cutlet, Rasgulla & Dhokla]. Since it was a big conference, no one was really paying attention. When the remotest guy in the conference room started addressing us, I decided to use the opportunity to count the number of chips in my neighbouring guy’s dish. 1…2…3…4….eh…1…2…3…4…5…5…5…damn…1…2…3….
After about 2 minutes, I realized that –
1. He had 4 extra chiplets^
2. His Dhokla piece was at least 0.5 cm taller than mine.
3. I had an advantage of having bigger pience of rasgulla.
4. Cutlet served to both of us was equal in size.
The fella extended his hand and picked up a chiplet^ from my dish! What the …! So I extended my hand and picked up Dhokla piece from his dish. He looked at me and I looked at him. He wasn’t apologitic. Not at all! How rude!
Life is like that.
–The Big K–
^: Chiplet – one piece from a crushed chip.