I came across a company that’s advertising its services by hiring spammers. So I visited their official page and found out that they are based out of Lucknow (India). I visited their ‘about us’ page and found out their company motto: –
We will not ask for customers business unless it is reasonably sure to us of delivering the desired solution to suffice the needs of the present and future.
Save the incorrect sentence construction; I believe the creator of this motto wanted to have a deep meaning crunched into fewest possible words. It reminds me of the “Dilbert Company Mission Statement Generator” that produced lots of interesting and practical mission statements.
I believe in smart captions that are simple to understand. For example, a fast food company came up with this slogan: Healthy Food Fast
Even better, right? 😉
–The Big K–