Once upon a time, an Indian Engineering Student (IES) prayed. The prayer was so touching that God decided to meet the student to grant his/her wishes. Then, following conversation took place -
God: Friend, I’m God. The G-O-D. Yeah! I’m here to solve all your problems.
IES: Really?
God: Hmm! Let me show you some magic. *Bling* *Bling* *Bling* *Bling*
IES: What did you do?
God: I just manipulated all your readings from yesterday’s practicals to match the graph you’re trying to get.
IES: Thanks. I’d have done it anyway.
God: Whatever! So…I’m the God. What do you want/want to know from me?
IES: can ..u..giv..me…prjt ida…4 my…engring final yr?????????????????????????????????????????
God: Are you an idiot? Don’t you know who you are talking to? Boy! Get some life!
IES: ………..but..i wnt to giv a seminar….
God: Ask me something better. Come on. You are a budding engineer. Think. Wait. It seems to me that you haven’t used your brain since ages!
IES: *thinks harder* Have you seen Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi?
God: 
God: *Ah! Now I know what Big K has to go through every day. *
God: Alrighty. You can build a ‘Student Enrollment System’ in VB. For seminar, you can select ‘Fuzzy Logic‘ or ‘Neural Networks’. These topics have been so overused. Your seniors & super seniors used the same topics. You can easily copy the code from the Internet, change the variable names & comments and present them as your own creation. Most importantly, your professors will understand the topics 
. Life’s good.
IES: I don’t know where to begin. Cn u give d site wher i cn dwnld d prjct???
God: DOH!!!!
-The Big K-
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omg!! rofl!! thats so true you go to an engineering forum or help site and you see exactly same questions haha lol
ROFL… biggie this is all due to That Thread right?
hey i Biggie i want to make one Robot can you please ask to GOD to make PCB design for that!!!??
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* Mayur thinks Big K thinks he is God *
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*cough*…whenever I ride my Yamaha…I do*cough*
omg…I just saw that thread and I’m lost for words! Such stupidity!With an additional 144 odd engineering colleges waiting for approval from AICTE in Tamil Nadu alone, I suppose every Tom Dick and Harry will become an Engineer.
I guess as soon as one signs up For CE “A Mail stating the Do’s and Don’t s and also purpose of forum should be sent”
@ NM: are you aware of the fact that K, too is planing to start an engineering college for Maharashtrian Brahmins (only) where merit will not be a critieria for admission…!
Yeah – and I’ll turn them into super-engineers. I’m not looking to start just another engineering factory.
Like I say: everyone deserves a chance, so does your engineering college & all the students who would want to study there in hope of becoming ‘super engineers’
All the best!
Get the same thing in Android Development List
“Can show me how to make social app? Give me code please?”
err no. Code it yourself.
haha ROFL!!! OMFG !!
the worst part is companies do hire such people n make them sit beside u. They then ask u strange questions ! Sir you asked to write a C code, but where is TC ??
Me: there is gcc,
He: so ?
Me:take this code n compile using gcc.
He:OK
Me:(after 3 hrs) Have done it?
He:Sir this file is not opening properly.
(it was opening in gedit, he expected TC screen)
Me: (next morning) you have been shifted to black box testing team)
He: Sir I want to be in development or R&D
Me:@#$%^&*()
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