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How to conveniently forget to wear a helmet

By on Jul 19, 2009 | 15 comments

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Following are few of my useful tips for conveniently forgetting to wear a helmet. I hope you will find them useful.

  1. Be in a hurry – so that you can simply forget to wear a helmet.
  2. Be like everyone else : Wearing a helmet is so down market. Cool dudes & dudettes don’t do it. So you shouldn’t either.
  3. Accidents happen to others: You are the best rider in the town and you are so careful while riding that you
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    can avoid any damn accident.

  4. Be a ‘risk’ taker: Life, without risks, is so dull. Live life on the edge.
  5. Helmet makes you inert to traffic: When you wear a helmet, you can’t hear the honks. So the chances that vehicles may hit you from behind become significant. Plus it’s inconvenient to put on headphones from your latest iPod or cell. Driving while listening to music is cool.
  6. Accidents don’t happen within a kilometer’s radius: Of course, when you go to the nearby petrol pump; you need not wear a helmet because accidents don’t happen within a kilometer’s radius from your current location.
  7. Your family doesn’t care: Your family doesn’t care about you. So chill.
  8. Carrying a helmet is so painful: Helmets are so heavy that carrying one with you is painful. Plus they can give you neck-pains. Plus “Where will I keep it when I’m <insert any action>?”.
  9. Double Seat: When your friend is in control of the vehicle; you can relax. Because there’s a rule that only the front rider has to wear a helmet.
  10. Your vehicle does not have a holder for the helmet: Your awesome vehicle does not have a place to store your helmet or lock it because all the place has been utilized by the mobile charger. It’s costly to get a helmet lock for your vehicle.
  11. Be a cute, like in TV: You can just be cute and curse your ‘forgetfulness’ every time you need an excuse. Be a person who’s baffled by complexities in life & your surroundings. You can get away with just anything.

I hope all these tips will be useful. You can also use them as your defense if someone expects you to wear a helmet.

Here is a poll. Do vote!

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The Big K



15 Comments

  1. Vidyut

    July 20, 2009

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    Hey biggie, this voting thing is really cool, like not wearing a helmet! 😀

  2. Prateek

    July 20, 2009

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    I have been advising people to wear helmets since the day I missed death. I was saved because I was wearing a helmet. And the accident happened less then a km from my home. So I think my comment here proves which answer I will pick, though I refuse to vote on your poll….just to piss you off and because you like Rakhi Sawant and all reality shows and read Mayur’s Love Stories. 😉 :p

  3. Vidyut

    July 21, 2009

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    Biggie, I am (we are) waiting for some really nice theme for this superblog. When can I get to see it?

  4. The Big K

    July 21, 2009

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    Nice theme? I thought people appreciate simplicity. Hmm. I’m going to get a professional theme designed.

    PS: Stupid people still use IE6 🙁 ! That’s why I’ve to keep the design simple. Darn.

  5. Radhika

    July 21, 2009

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    Excuse me!! IT comapanies still uses IE6. That doesnt meant IT people are stupid.

    PS1: if you want… why dont you change your punch line to- IE6 users are demons of stupidity. So …go away!!!
    PS2: I wear helmet.

    😛

  6. The Big K

    July 21, 2009

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    @ Radhika: In IT companies employees have no control over choice of browsers they can use. It’s the IT/Sysadmin department in company that’s full of stupid people.

    PS: I remember an incident. I asked the sysad folks to let us use FireFox [which was a new browser then]. They said you can’t because it’s FREE! :p (Company didn’t allow use of freeware).

  7. safwan

    July 28, 2009

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    Biggie this options (the down one CHKboxes ) does not give my option
    1: their is low which lead me wear.
    other wise just chill!!!!!!

  8. smita

    July 31, 2009

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    I have this huge black helmet with a chin guard which looks pretty much like an astronaut helmet. Every other girl in my school used to make fun of my helmet and i used to feel embarrassed.
    Then one day, a truck hit me on the NH while i was returning from school. I sustained heavy injuries and the only thing that saved my head was the same astronaut helmet.
    From that day onwards, I started respecting my helmet a LOT more 😀

    Nice post biggie! The ultra stylish and apparently invincible morons who like to live life in the fast lane need to appreciate the fact that safety comes first.

  9. MadhaV

    August 6, 2009

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    [b]Best Traffic Ad of the Year:[/b]
    Lord ganesha says: “Care for your head. Not everyone gets a replacement like me! Wear Helmet”

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