I’m totally bugged by the stupid television advertisements. All TV ads (or at least 99% of them) have one single purpose – scare all the poor viewers with various threats to their health, wealth and everything they care about. One of the biggest threats is the damned “keetanu”.
The ‘Keetanu’ in TV ads occur in various forms. Virus, bacteria, rodents, reptiles whatever. Keetanu occur everywhere – on your skin, on your scalp, on your clothes, on toilet seats, on your couch, on your floor and most importantly, on your TEETH! Keetanu are, obviously, very harmful to your hygiene. That’s why you should buy advertisers’ products to kill them.
If you don’t buy advertiser’s products that prevent you from Keetanu, the Keetanus will eat you alive.
I hate those advertisers more than I hate keetanu.
–The Big K–