You: Are you crazy? How can one write a review without actually watching the movie?
K: You don’t need to watch SRK’s movie to review it.
Since you are one of the biggest SRK fans and can’t wait to watch the movie, I’ll not be a spoilsport. But here’s what you can safely know about the movie and still justify spending 200+ rupees on the movie. The movie opens with SRK’s baggage being checked at the Airport (I guess its some airport in USA). Obviously, because SRK’s surname (in the movie) is Khan, he is suspected to be a terrorist. The camera then pans to SRK’s childhood and eats some part of the movie.
Then SRK meets Kajol and from the film promos, you can guess that he tries to propose her ( will you marry me? ) . Now you can also guess that Kajol’s name is Mandira. So I’m betting Mandira will have a hard choice to make – whether marry a ‘Khan’ or not. To win her over, SRK begins his journey to meet the president of USA to tell him a message “My Name is Khan & I’m not a terrorist”.
There must be some unwanted comic character in the movie which I don’t know. You tell me about it. In any case, SRK’s dialog delivery and him acting like an abnormal person (by keeping his right hand’s palm parallel to the ground and neck slightly tilted sideways) does not impress me.
If you watch the movie; do let me know your review.
Overall, Aamir Khan Rocks.
-The Big K-