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How Do I Learn The Art Of Ignorance & Start Enjoying Life?

By on Aug 4, 2014 | 4 comments

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There are things that piss me off, piss me off REAL BAD! What makes me FURIOUS is the “fact” that most people seem to ‘enjoy’ the exact same things that piss me off! Example?

Just a few days ago, a kid and his father got on the stage to dance with Yo Yo Honey Singh – on the sets of Comedy Nights With Kapil. Yo Yo Honey Singh then asked the kid which song of his he liked – and the kid replied “Char Botal¬†Vodka” (4 bottles of Vodka). Then the kid and his father danced to the song while the audience cheered.

Kid and his father dancing to the most idiotic song ever? I’m pasting the lyrics of the song for your information. I’ve been advised “Don’t Think Much” and enjoy what’s going on. How can I? Tell me how can someone enjoy kids dancing to this -?

Chaar bottle Vodka (4 bottles of Vodka)
Kaam mera roz ka (I do every day)
Na mujhko koi roke (No one stops me)
Na kisi ne roka.. (x2) (no one stops me)

Main rahoon saari raat in the bar ( I stay in the bar all the night)
Daaru piyun lagaatar ( drinking all the way)
Ek aadhi sab pee lete hain ( everyone drinks half)
Main to piyun botal chaar ( I drink four)
Chaar bottle Vodka [Don’t want to waste time translating the rest of the song]¬†
Kaam mera roz ka
Na mujhko koi roke
Na kisi ne roka..

I wanna hangover tonight
I wanna hangover tonight
I wanna hangover tonight
I wanna hangover tonight

Char bottle Vodka
Kaam mera roz ka
Na mujhko koi roke
Na kisi ne roka.. (x2)

Saari raat daaru, subah nimbu-paani
Party karne waalon ki hai yehi kahaani
Pet bhar ke jitni bhi pee lo
Kisi ki bandi ko bhi hello
Hello baby how do you do?
Ek minute ko khad jaa tu
Pata ni mujhe yeh samajh ni aata
Mere saath kabhi koi club nahi aata
Apne palle se koi ni pilaata
Main pee loon zyada phir koi munh ni lagata
Kyun ki, kyun ki, kyun ki, kyun ki..

Char botal Vodka
Kaam mera roz ka
Na mujhko koi roke
Na kisi ne roka.. (x2)

I wanna hangover tonight
I wanna hangover tonight
I wanna hangover tonight
I wanna hangover tonight

Sooji-sooji aankhein meri yeh phir bhi dekho
Ladkiyon ko kaise yeh nihaarein, nihaarein..
Agle din uthu main hangover me phir bhi dekho
Lever mera Vodka pukaare (x2)

Kyun ki?

4 bottle Vodka
Kaam mera roz ka
Na mujhko koi roke
Na kisi ne roka.. (x5)



4 Comments

  1. Deepti

    August 11, 2014

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    I have observed that now a days kids sing/ dance on songs which are meaningless or meant for adults. 6-10 year old dance on Sheela type songs. It’s responsibility of both parents & schools to introduce children to classic things. Good music, books, dramas create a positive impact. I know a 5 year old girl who sings songs of Kishore da & rafi.. credit goes to her parents.

  2. Big K Wellwisher

    August 28, 2014

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    Big K, we are desperately waiting for humorous posts from you. Last many posts filed under Wisdom sound like – allow me to be frank – complaining. A lot. To the point of negativity. Where is the original Big K? Whatever happened to him. Come back witty, humorous, leg-pulling, fun Big K. We want you back.

    – A fan who has read every blog entry of yours, right from the beginning.

  3. Short URL

    January 24, 2015

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