Stupidity on INDIA(N) - TV! - Proof!

Well Well Well!

I do not take the credit for the following pics. Whoever took pains to click them - had nothing better to do for sure. Look what’s being aired on INDIA TV!

[I'll translate it for those who can't read Hindi]

The tigress is three years older than the tiger

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But still, the tiger said “I LOVE YOU”

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[Unwanted update: The changing weather & rains led to blockage of traffic, roads in Pune & Big K's nose. That's why Big K couldn't update the blog. He's back, hopefully. *sneezes*]

The bad thing about Google Reader is that it allows you to subscribe to lots of blogs. Reading lots of blogs leads to accumulation of unwanted knowledge in Big K’s brain. Today, I read a blog post about an upcoming website called DostPost.com. Naturally I was tempted to click on the link (just like you did a second ago!) and check what those guys are offering. My first impression was wonderful!

It said “What’s your Dream? Make it happen with DostPost.”

Wow! These guys are going to help me to turn my dreams into reality! (my interpretation). Now, my dream is to to attain materialistic happiness through (taken from Who is Big K anyway link above) :-

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I do not know how this slantly thing works. Since I like anything that is ‘widget’, I’m putting one here for you -

Currently it shows some error. I hope these guys will improve. Let me know if you see anything worthwhile here.

-The Big K-

Since I’ve nothing to write but feel like writing - here’s some junk for all of you. Following are my observations in the month of June, 2008:

1. IndiGo airline offers a good service - their flights are on time.
2. I hate rain
3. Season change leads to catching of cold.
4. Some people use pungent deodorant.
5. Some people talk loudly on phone.
6. Some people are born idiots.
7. Some people can’t make choices.
8. Words have power to put you into action.
9. Everything looks superb when played as HD format.
10. Google IS #1 search engine.
11. I’m addicted to the Internet.

:Today:

1. I get up at 5:20 a.m
2. I hit the GYM floor at 6:00 a.m
3. I return home at 7:20 a.m
4. I take a bath at 7:40 a.m
5. I get dressed at 8:00 a.m
6. I read newspaper at 8:05 am
7. I practice Moto Perpetuo on Guitar at 8:20 a.m
8. I leave for office at 8:40 a.m
9. I reach office at 8:55 a.m
10. I take breakfast at 9:05 a.m
11. I go to my workstation at 9:15 a.m
12. I check mails & reply to all of them at 9:45 a.m
13. I answer few offlines on Gtalk at 9:50 a.m

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Wow!

I’m going to watch this one: -

http://www.slideshare.net/contest

I’m sure people will come up with something cool. Here’s last year’s winning entry:-

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Few minutes ago, a guy overtook me on his speeding motorcycle. His joy wasn’t long-lasting. In next few  seconds - he (almost) got the lesson of his life: Don’t overtake The Big K on road and feel good about it. The motorcycle dude almost (well, almost) banged his head on the slow moving truck. Since Big K drivers carefully on roads, he expects everyone to driver carefully - and there’s nothing wrong in that.

So, today’s post is about wearing helmets (btw, did you notice how intelligent I am? I wrote ‘hell, mate’ in the title. If you didn’t, you’re dim-witted. Anyway! ). Big K strongly advises you to wear helmets while riding motorcycle on roads. It’s a must for all those who have a brain to protect. Others - go away from this blog. Let me give you few advantages & disadvantages of wearing helmet :-

Advantages:

• You won’t die easily (what a choice of words!) in accidents.
• Your head won’t hurt badly even if it gets banged on the nearby lamp post.
• You will save on huge medical bills, brain surgery, brain damage and all brain - operations.
• You can ride your motorcycle in a pouring rain and still won’t catch cold. (This is probably a grammatically incorrect sentence. But who cares?)
• You can loudly curse other fellow motorcycles who break traffic rules or jump traffic signals. They won’t hear you.
• Police/people won’t notice/recognize your face in case you rob a bank and flee away on your motorcycle.
• You can ogle at anyone (hmm) you want while you’re waiting for the traffic signal to change.
• You can drive your motorcycle fast without ‘crying’ (i.e. getting your eyes wet)
• You can sing songs while riding your motorcycle without hurting other people’s ears.
• You can advise others on wearing helmets, just like I do.

Disadvantages:

• You can’t sneeze while you’re wearing a helmet.
• You can’t spit the bubble gum on road - an advantage of the rest of us.
• Hmmm

So, smart people like you will notice that there are more advantages than disadvantages of wearing a helmet. I order everyone to wear helmet from now on - whenever you ride your motorcycle.

If you are dim-witted and aren’t following my advice, go to hell-mate!

-The Big K-

Okay, first things first: Read this :

(Since your reading speed is exactly equal to my thinking speed, I’ll think about the rest of the post while you read, okay?)

Economic Times: India’s first ‘women-IIT’ being set up in Maharashtra

Hmmm. Hmmm. Hmmm. Ooo la la.  aaaaaa….

Okay. I got something in my brain.

Do we really need an all women IIT? Why distinguish between male & female students?

Sargent, we’ve a good news here!

Microsoft & Yahoo are back on the table for the deal.

The talks are on for a complete buyout of Yahoo . I want this deal to happen - because its good for all of us, who own/do not own Yahoo Shares.

Hmm. More news will follow.

Let’s keep our fingers crossed

Okay, I know you didn’t like the title.

I didn’t like it either. But I couldn’t stop myself from writing “by Indians” after the original title “Brijj - Yet another copy”

This time, with 8,00,000 users (claimed by the owners : Info Edge : The company behind Naukri.com) , Brijj is India’s original copy of LinkedIn ! Woo Hoo!

If you join Brijj, do let me know. I want to know what made you join there.

-The Big K-